infodat=new Array( 25, "Comedy Fix
Traffic Training

Our seriously funny approach is proven to reinforce your retention of the information we present and still be both entertaining and enlightening.

C'mon, get your
Comedy Fix!", 30, 'Rainy Day
Ticket Joke

It\'s a nasty day, and a guy gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says, "Isn\'t it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?"
The driver replies, "Who\'s stupid? You\'re the one who\'s standing out in the rain."

', 30, "Did You Know?

Taking a traffic
school course...

Removes points from your driving record,

Lists your infraction as "No Adjudication,"

Can decrease the amount of your fine by 18%,

Can preserve your
"Safe Driver" status

and

Could actually lower your insurance rates.", 60, 'Traffic Court Joke

     After taking a day off work and waiting hours in traffic court, a man\'s name was finally called late in the afternoon. He stood up, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the day. He would have to return.
     "You\'ve Gotta Be Kidding!" he shouted at the judge. Irked by a tedious day and the man\'s shout, the Judge roars, "Contempt of court! That\'ll be a fifty-dollar fine for your little outburst."
     Noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge said, "You don\'t pay the fine here." To which the guy replied, "I know that. I\'m just seeing if I have enough money for two more words!"

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Call 954-747-5300 Now!", 70, 'Designated
Driver Joke

   A cop is staking out a bar for possible drunk drivers.
     At closing time a fellow stumbles out of the bar, trips on the curb, and tries his keys on five different cars before he finds his own. Then he sits in the car fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else has left the bar and driven off.
     Finally, the guy starts his car and begins to pull away. The officer is waiting for him. He stops the driver, reads him his rights and administers a Breathalyzer test. The results show a reading of 0.0%.
     The puzzled officer wants to know whats going on. The driver explains that he\'s not drunk, "Because tonight, I\'m the designated decoy."

', 25, "A NEW Florida Traffic Law

When an emergency vehicle is parked on the side of the road and is using "visual signals", you must clear the lane next to it as soon as possible or decrease your speed to 20 m.p.h. below the posted speed limit as you pass by.", 45, 'Policemans\'
Ball Joke

   A highway patrol trooper stops a young woman for speeding. As he arrives at her car window the lady angrily spouts, "So! How many tickets to the policemans\' ball is this going to cost me?
    Offended at the implication, the trooper puffs out his chest and replies sternly, "Ma\'am, troopers don\'t have balls."
    After a moment of stunned silence, the trooper simply gets back in his patrol car and drives off, leaving the giggling young woman to continue on her way.

', 30, "Florida School
Bus Law

You may not pass a stopped school bus if it is displaying a stop sign or is loading or unloading children, UNLESS you are traveling in the opposite direction AND there is a raised median barrier or a 5-foot wide or wider unpaved median.", 45, 'Helpful Wife Joke

   A man is driving with his wife, when he\'s pulled over by a policeman.
    "Sir," says the cop, "you were going 60 miles per hour in a 45 zone." "No, I wasn\'t," he replies. "Yes, you were," says the wife. "Keep quiet!" says the man, heatedly.
    "And you weren\'t wearing a seatbelt," says the cop. "Yes I was," retorts the man. "No, you weren\'t," says the wife. "SHUT UP!" the man yells at his wife.
    "Ma\'am," asks the cop, "is he always this rude and violent?" "No, officer" she replies. "He\s only like this when he\'s drunk."

', 45, "Florida
Traffic Points

Pts	Violation
6	Leaving the scene of an accident with more than $50 damage
6	Speeding resulting in an accident
4	Reckless driving
4	Any moving violation resulting in an accident
4	Passing a stopped school bus
4	Speeding 16 MPH or more over the posted limit
3	Speeding 15 MPH or less over the posted limit
3	All other moving violations

", 100, 'One Way To Handle A Speeding Ticket

    A cop pulls a guy over and says, "May I see your license?" The driver replies, "I don\'t have one. It\'s suspended for DUI."
    The cop asks for the registration. The driver says, "It\'s not my car. I stole it," adding, "I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I put my gun in there."
    "There\'s a gun in the glove box?," asks the cop. "Yes sir," replies the driver. "I put it there after I shot the car\'s owner and put the body in the trunk." With that, the cop calls for back-up and numerous police cars converge on the location.
    The sergeant in charge asks the driver for his license. The man gives it to him. It\'s valid. The sergeant asks for the car\'s registration. The man gives it to him and it\'s not only valid, it shows that the driver is the car\'s owner. The sergeant looks in the glove box. Sure enough, there\'s no gun. Upon opening the trunk, the sergeant sees it\'s empty - no body.
    "I don\'t understand it," he says. "The officer who stopped you said you had no license, stole the car, were armed and that there was a body in the trunk."
    "Hmmm," replies the driver. "I bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding too."

', 15, "

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I'll be here
'till Friday.

Try the veal!

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