joke=new Array(
	"What hair color do they<br>put on a bald person's<br>driver's license?",
	"You know you're old when..."+sp+"You start to look like your<br>driver's license photo",
	"The Midas Commandment:"+sp+"Thou shalt not pay<br>a lot for a muffler",
	"Madness takes its toll<br>Please have exact change",
	"Statistically,<br>100% of all traffic tickets<br>began with driving",
	"Chickens crossing a road<br>are poultry in motion",
	"Regular naps prevent old age,<br>especially if you take<br>them while driving",
	"The best way to get<br>back on your feet..."+sp+"miss another car payment",
	"Daffynition..."+sp+"Cartoonist:<br>An auto mechanic",
	"You know you're old when..."+sp+"\"Getting lucky\" means finding<br>your car in the parking lot",
	"Traffic is only bad on<br>days that end in 'y.'", 
	"Bumper Sticker:"+sp+"We have enough youth, how<br>about a Fountain of Smart?",
	"Bumper Sticker:"+sp+"Honk if you love peace and quiet",
	"Bumper Sticker:"+sp+"Growing old is inevitable<br>Growing up is optional",
	"Only in America..."+sp+"Can a pizza get to your house<br>faster than an ambulance!",
	"If the police arrest a mime,<br>do they tell him he has the<br>right to remain silent?",
	"Why does Hawaii have<br>Interstate highways?",
	"Bumper Sticker:"+sp+"If you can read this,<br>I can slam on my<br>brakes and sue you!",
	"In a few million years<br>Barney the Dinosaur<br>will be motor oil",
	"Viagra Ingredients:"+sp+"2% Aspirin, 98% Fix-A-Flat",
	"Remember..."+sp+"Stop lights timed for 35 mph<br>are also timed for 70 mph",
	"You never really learn<br>to swear until you<br>learn to drive",
	"You should never take a<br>crash course from a<br>driving school",
	"Why is it that we<br>park in the driveway<br>and drive on the parkway?",
	"Why is the time of day<br>with the slowest traffic<br>called rush hour?",
	"Bumper Sticker:"+sp+"If it's called \"Tourist Season\"<br>why can't we hunt them?",
	"Sign at a used car lot:"+sp+"Second-hand cars<br>in first-crash condition.",
	"Car sickness is<br>the feeling you get when<br>the monthly payment is due.",
	"If you line up all the<br>cars in the world end to end,<br>someone will try to pass them.",
	"Life's golden age:"+sp+"When the kids are too old<br>to need baby-sitters and<br>too young to drive.",
	"If most car accidents occur<br>within 25 miles of home,<br>why doesn't everyone<br>move 30 miles away?"
);