instrBios=new Array( "patti.jpg", "Patti", "Owner/Manager", "Co-owner and hardest worker, Patti is the backbone of Comedy Fix. Patti and Barbra are sisters. Patti doesn’t teach traffic school classes, Patti runs the office and wants to rule the world. Patti is the only human who actually reads and understands fine print.
    Patti is an instructor at heart. As the mother of a seriously speedy son, and two daughters who wouldn’t ride in the car with him, Patti has learned all she needs to know about safe driving from personal experience. And trust us, she doesn’t mind sharing her opinion. Patti is really compassionate and caring, but don’t cross her. She has a smooth southern wit that will cut you to the quick before you can say "It was the cop’s fault!"", "barbra.gif", "Barbra", "Owner/Instructor", "Co-owner Barbra may be small, but she packs a mighty punch line. Barbra gained her driving experience on the roads of the Great White North. Rain, sleet, hail, snow and ice have given her a unique driving history and a powerful sense of humor for survival, eh. Living and driving in South Florida has greatly broadened her skills.
    A talented actress and improvisational wit, Barbra has a Masters Degree in the Theatre Arts. She has appeared in every medium possible, but loves nothing more than breaking up a room filled with unhappy and up-tight students. But, rest up before one of Barb’s classes because her energy is contagious.", "doris.jpg", "Jen", "Administrative Assistant/Receptionist", "Our GBFD (Girl Behind The Front Desk) Jennifer is our touchstone. Working with two aging hippies is hard but Jennifer ignores us. She has what it takes and fits right in. Born in Columbia, Jennifer is bilingual. She both understands the language and the driving personalities of her fellow countrymen.
    Notwithstanding her office responsibilities, Jen’s task at hand is keeping her bosses young and groovy (oops, cool, according to Jen). Jennifer’s radiant personality brightens every work-day. And boobs... Jen doesn’t make a lot of mistakes. To us, she’s perfect.", "martha.gif", "Martha", "Instructor/Hot Mama", "Martha Soto has been teaching traffic school more than ten years. Martha is a brilliant and talented comic with an international flavor. Born in Cuba, educated in the United States, Martha transcends all mankind. She can swear in seven languages, but doesn’t. She leaves the cussing to her students.
    Martha is a stand-up comic, a clown, a story teller and a mother. Really, she’s got two fantastic children. For them and their progeny, Martha is truly committed to using her humor to save humanity from itself and dangerous drivers. Her venue - the streets and the classroom. Seriously, if you have to serve time in traffic school, doing it with Martha will make it feel like a sentence reduction.", "fred.jpg", "Fred", "Instructor/Realtor", "Husband to Barbra and Patti (don’t ask), Fred specializes in torturing new drivers. Fred was thrust into the classroom by his nagging wives. He’s our Vice-President. The good news is he’s a straight shooter. He’s also a Realtor but has so much driving expertise that his classroom feels more like a road trip.
    Fred’s talent was born out of growing up in South Florida. He’s a natural born comic. In Fred’s world, everything is funny. Fred shares both humorous and serious anecdotes with his students that subtly imprint them with immeasurable safe driving skills.", "todd.jpg", "Todd", "Instructor/Actor", "Todd is our newest instructor on the block. Okay, he isn't really new but he is quite fresh.
Todd is committed, or should be, to laughing and learning and if he's not careful he may save a few lives too.
Todd knows an awful lot about road safety:
  • No, don't speed.
  • No, don't run stop signs.
  • No, don't tailgate.
    Comedy Fix Traffic School says, 'Yes!', to Todd, and you will too!
    • ", "john.jpg", "John", "Instructor/Webmaster", "In loving memory of John Lovell... friend, computer genius, instructor extraordinaire. He remains with us and all of his students, still teaching from the other side.

    We Miss You!

    " );